Look. I did put out a warning a little bit ago that I was writing something feelsy. Well, 10K words later, it's done. And it's on its way to being posted on the site.

Please understand something about this story: I usually don't put a lot of work into what I post here. I'm here to entertain you, be a clown, be a jerk. I'm really just here to have fun. And this story? It was work. It's...not fun. At least I don't think it is.

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So when Spike eats a slice of apple pie with a scoop of sapphires...

...does that make it a la Maud?

*rimshot*

Okay, guys I'm putting this warning out there for anyone who actually bothers to read my Blogs.

I've got a new story coming in the next 24 hours.

It is incredibly fetishistic, and not exactly for those who have weak stomachs or are easily offended, so if you go in expecting my normal, light-hearted comedic fare you're going to be remarkably surprised and most likely disgusted.

(I don't presume to know your kinks, I'm just sayin'...)

Otherwise, enjoy.

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